Reverend Jack Ditch

Collected Works on the Internet

Rev Jack in Action

Howdy Folks!

Welcome to my web home. Here you will mostly find things I have written, composed or otherwise created. I've been told that some of them are rather insightful. Others shouldn't make any sense whatsoever.

This site is not intended to be taken seriously by people who do not get the joke.

Peace, Love and Slack

-- Reverend Jack

Unitarian Universalist Sermons

Believe in Jesus!
The Giant Fighting Robot Jesus
Universalism Can Learn From Catholicism
The Battle of Ultimate Concern
The Attack of the Discordian Universalists

Discordian Lessons

Opening Sermon
Saint Hung Mung
Saint Doctor Van Van Mojo
An Answer for Everything

Poems, Prayers & Promises

Blessing at the Pot Luck Altar
The Book of Judgement
Letter to Our Congregation
Morality Ditty
Procreation
Violet's Cookies

Multimedia

Head in the Clouds Photo Gallery
How Did I Get Here? (jpg)
closer (to jack) (mp3)
All Souls Here (pdf) (mp3)
Play Go With Yourself (cgi)

Know Jack

Jack's Ordination
Midwest Discordian Ministry
Pirates of the Unitarians
Jack's LiveJournal
Jack's Bookmarks
Favorite Quotes

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