Midwest Discordian Ministry

This is the church that Jack built.

Midwest Discordian Ministry was founded in 2003 by Reverend Jack Ditch, and is currently based out of Urbana, IL.

Midwest Discordian Ministry is not an organization, institution, congregation, corporation, denomination, foundation or other such bastion of order.

Midwest Discordian Ministry is largely a product of our imagination, and thus is subject to change at any time.

Midwest Discordian Ministry is not intended to be taken seriously by people who do not get the joke.

Membership

Wherever two or more are gathered, we are there. Unless they kick us out forcibly.

Scripture

Our open canon includes, but is not limited to:

• The Principia Discordia
• The Holy Bible

Churches We Especially Like

They haven't excommunicated us yet...

• The Universal Life Church
• The Church of the Subgenius
• The Church of Skeptical Mysticism
• The Roman Catholic Church (loads slow)

Discordianism

• Robert Anton Wilson
• Discordian Research Technology
• St. Mae's Discordian.com
• Landover Baptist Church
• The 5-College Discordian Society of Saint Rufus
• The Babylon Project
• What is Natural Selection? A Plea for Clarification by Neil Broom
• The Discordian Coloring Book
• The God of the Month Club
• Karl Musser's autobiography, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apple of Discord
• Google Search on Discordianism

Standard conspiracy disclaimers apply--ha ha only serious. For more information, contact minister@revjack.com. May you find good gods.